holy fucks im an idiot.
mom: print off your grades.
(i have 2 d's and an f. but i copy and past into word and then i change them to b's)
mom: two c's? you better bring those up.
me: yeah i know...
steve: no, you dont know.
mom: a b? why does the percentage say 60?
me: uh, i dunno. they make typos all the time. well im gunna go do my powerpoint now. bye!
Anonymous asked: why do you look so dirty?
My next girl will be nothing like my ex girl.
I made mistakes back then, never do it again.
Reblog if you were born naked.
hatingnathan: jamjars: poisonedelixir-: rainbowsandwitheringwinters: alittleriddle: mad-hatter: littleballoflight: -malachy: -yourmumschesthair: nickelsens: voldemortsnoseloljk | thisistheheart | hisgirlfriday- | sketchofperfecthealth can i just post this again lord jesus. WHAT IS GOING ON BUT NO SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THIS? I CANNOT I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT ...
i should not
leave my tumblr open on anastasias ipod. go follow her. ilikeblu.tumblr.com
The penguins follow your cursor, oh god.
does anyone else scroll down till the little arrow...
this is extreme laziness.
OH MY FUCKING GOD. IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL...
I LOVE WHEN MY FRIENDS DECIDE WE’RE NOT DOING ANYTHING ANYMORE AT THE LAST MINUTE SO I CANT EVEN MAKE NEW PLANS. FUCK THE WORLD. BYE.
what are you thankful for?
hi, i wish my friends werent occupied.
Leave me the name of a band in my ask box and I’ll...
OH MY SWEET JESUS.
the cyanide and happiness picture i posted has like 200+ notes! holy shit im kinda excited :D
im gunna sit my ass on the internet till my...
I’d like you to take a step back and just fuck yourself.
my ex always wanted me to look more like katy...
and it made me sad, because she’s perfection, and i’ll never be as pretty as her :l
that awkward moment when you really want to hang...
beautifulwhenshefallsdown: seriously used to...
cyanide and happiness spam is over now.